Ho Ho Ho my little whores! Santa and I made some fun new upgrades to the workshop this year and I think you're really going to love them. Mrs. Claus now has thousands of elves working so hard for her, but they're not making toys, no no no. No, my elves are trained in Santa's Stroke Shop. Spending hours every day stroking obediently...Are you ready to be a good elf?

Ho Ho Ho my little whores! Santa and I made some fun new upgrades to the workshop this year and I think you're really going to love them. Mrs. Claus now has thousands of elves working so hard for her, but they're not making toys, no no no. No, my elves are trained in Santa's Stroke Shop. Spending hours every day stroking obediently...Are you ready to be a good elf?