Welcome to your first tutoring session. Since you were referred by a friend you should know I tend to do things a little differently around here, so make sure you're ready to relax and learn. This kind of tutoring isn't about making you smarter, but the total opposite. We are going to be draining that brain of any former intelligence so I can fill it back up with more useful facts, leaving you even better than before. Leaving you, a good boy for Step-Mommy.