We haven't had a sit down heart to heart talk in awhile. I haven't told you just how pitiable you are to me in quite some time. Today is as good a day as any to once again set the record straight on how I truly feel about you. I'm wearing your favorite ensemble. A super short, tight leather miniskirt, pantyhose underneath, my fitted leather top and your favorite boots. I've got your attention now, don't I? I never have to beg for attention the way you do. Wait, let me light up a dirty cigarette just to symbolize how fitlhy I think you are. I even think cigarettes are less revolting than you! H... Show more