I'm in town visiting friends and decide to put on my rarely worn red bottom, back zippered designer boots that are sure to impress even the most refined boot fetishist. I pull them on over a pair of skintight designer jeans and pair them with a fitted, custom made buttery smooth leather jacket. My friends, of course, have no idea what I'm up to, so I tell them I'm going to head to our chosen dinner spot ahead of them but I really just want an opportunity to break in my boots since they don't get much time outside of their box. I take a stroll in a wooded area and get my gorgeous boots all mudd... Show more