It's a lovely afternoon. I've showered, dressed and had a private telephone conversation with my friend, dissing the pimply faced, tiny dicked, loser neighbor of mine. We were talking about how we want to meet hot guys, so the opposite of this revolting maggot. Hahahaha! We laugh and joke about him. I tell her I'll meet her in about 20 minutes or so. So here I am, ready to meet a girlfriend for lunch and I hear a noise. It sounds like it came from my closet! Sure as FUCK! That little loser from next door is hiding in there! There is a bulge in his pants, which clearly is his boner from watchin... Show more