It has come to My attention that on last week's videoconference meeting you had a rather large bulge in your pants. Not only was it there, but you were caught rubbing it as I was conducting the meeting. This is unacceptable behavior because you must remember that all members of the team can see you. It's not just a conference call W/we are on, it's a VIDEO. So of course some of the older, fatter women complained about your behavior and want Me to report you to HR. But I'm certain W/we can work something out. Let's just say you will do as I order you to do with that dick of your's. I plan on... Show more