I felt like feeling tiny ice crystals crush under my mean, snakeskin, candy apple red stiletto boots. I put on my favorite Valentine's Day outfit, gorgeous white leather pants paired with a stunning zippered designer red leather jacket and I'm ready to frolic on a wooded, snowy path. I know you'll be watching, enjoying my graceful precision while I strut over the packed frozen precipitation. Now it's your turn to drizzle your white crystals out of your pathetic man gland for my beauty and grace.