We linked up on a dating app and it is our first date.. I whip out a diet coke and begin belching... LOUD. The entire restaurant is staring at me.. little do they know I am a National Burping Champion for YEARS.. on to Worlds Next. I try and get you to burp, as I continue belching with a close up view of my pretty mouth, tongue, throat and uvula. You can't even BURP?! Lame. I could never date a man who couldn't even burp. Bye!

We linked up on a dating app and it is our first date.. I whip out a diet coke and begin belching... LOUD. The entire restaurant is staring at me.. little do they know I am a National Burping Champion for YEARS.. on to Worlds Next. I try and get you to burp, as I continue belching with a close up view of my pretty mouth, tongue, throat and uvula. You can't even BURP?! Lame. I could never date a man who couldn't even burp. Bye!