FaceSitting Farting Boyfriend Trash Talk

I got home from the gym and my BF was supposed to be home... but he wasn’t. So, I started to relax and my secret lover called me. My BF definitely isn’t home, so I start talking mad trash about him - about how weak, messy, gross, and inferior he is. Everybody knows I am way out of his league. Meanwhile, I start to get super GASSY from my post workout protein shake. I am letting out super LOUD, stinky and even sort of wet farts... hehe.

But... little did I know, after a couple more calls to and from my secret lover, I re...

FaceSitting Farting Boyfriend Trash Talk

I got home from the gym and my BF was supposed to be home... but he wasn’t. So, I started to relax and my secret lover called me. My BF definitely isn’t home, so I start talking mad trash about him - about how weak, messy, gross, and inferior he is. Everybody knows I am way out of his league. Meanwhile, I start to get super GASSY from my post workout protein shake. I am letting out super LOUD, stinky and even sort of wet farts... hehe.

But... little did I know, after a couple more calls to and from my secret lover, I realize my BF is right under me the ENTIRE time... eating my farts and listening to everything! As soon as I notice by feeling my big, plump, juicy ass in my Adidas sweatpants, I start letting out all of my anger on him - telling him what a weak bitch he is. I am so out of his league. I finally just received a call from my lover and leave my loser shrunken boyfriend. All he deserved was a farting ass crush anyways.