It is our first date and I simply cannot talk about anything besides chewing, my strong canine teeth, and how tasty you look. But hey, I am totally kidding - what weirdo would actually consume another human being?

I joke with you more than a few times before you realize, I am truly just a complete weirdo. But, when you get up to leave, you realize... something weird. The drink I ordered for you, before you arrived is a SHRINKING potion.

Before you know it, you are bite-size tiny. I throw you in my mouth, aggressively chew you up and swallow you. This videos an extreme c...

It is our first date and I simply cannot talk about anything besides chewing, my strong canine teeth, and how tasty you look. But hey, I am totally kidding - what weirdo would actually consume another human being?

I joke with you more than a few times before you realize, I am truly just a complete weirdo. But, when you get up to leave, you realize... something weird. The drink I ordered for you, before you arrived is a SHRINKING potion.

Before you know it, you are bite-size tiny. I throw you in my mouth, aggressively chew you up and swallow you. This videos an extreme close up of my mouth, teeth and lips the entire time.