*This is a repost

I am on a hike in the cemetery...it's hot, I'm tired from walking up all the hills and on top of all that, I forgot to pee before I left the house. The more I walk, the worse I have to pee. I stop during mid hike to scope out the situation, there was a landscaping crew and a few mourners looming around. Finally after searching for what seems to be an eternity, I find a semi safe place near the edge of the property to pull down my jean shorts, pop a squat and let my bladder flow.