A classic desperation clip remastered & reposted

I reeeeeally have to use the restroom, like bad. I run into the bathroom, holding my pee as best I can, to find that there is no more toilet paper on the roll. How can I pee when there isn't any toilet paper?!?! I search the cabinets to see if there is some while trying not to wet myself by holding my crotch and squatting. There is none. I can't be a rude and wipe with a towel...gross. What I am going to do? All I can think about is how in a matter of time my bladder is going to burst. And then it happens...I piss my white shorts. A... Show more