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Well it's watering plants time and I always get a little sad when I come to my palm that isn't doing so hot. I have an idea! Maybe my pee will help the palm to come back to life. I mean pee is full of vitamins and minerals, right? I squat over my pink elephant watering can and try to pee in the tiny hole but end up getting more piss on the floor than in the can. I dump the little pee that I have into the palm and go get a rag to clean up the mess I made.

On my hands and knees, I clean up my pee mess. Why waste the pee? So I wring ...

*This Is A Re-Post Remastered In HD Format

Well it's watering plants time and I always get a little sad when I come to my palm that isn't doing so hot. I have an idea! Maybe my pee will help the palm to come back to life. I mean pee is full of vitamins and minerals, right? I squat over my pink elephant watering can and try to pee in the tiny hole but end up getting more piss on the floor than in the can. I dump the little pee that I have into the palm and go get a rag to clean up the mess I made.

On my hands and knees, I clean up my pee mess. Why waste the pee? So I wring out the towel into my plant too. Meh, I'm still not satisfied. I wait a little bit and then let lose a giant bladder full straight onto the plat and its soil. Poor palm, get well soon.