This patient has arrived at my clinic with a real dilemma because he is wanting to have a vasectomy but he has a terrible fear of operations and needles. But lucky for him I do have another way of making his balls surplus to requirements and the best part his he can stay awake for the whole procedure. All it requires of him is to take a few swift kicks into his groin area then once his balls are bruised and battered all he needs to do is empty them all over my boots for inspection to ensure all the good seeds are gone..