Dude, really? I'm tiny and I can take it when someone slaps me between the legs. See? I can slap myself pretty hard and it doesn't hurt at all. But if I were to slap YOU in the balls, you'd be all like, "Uhh uhh" moaning and groaning and holding onto your poor, precious balls. What's up with that? And a kick? I could take a little crotch kick. No big deal at all. But you flinch when I even get NEAR your balls and then you collapse onto the ground like it's the worst pain you've ever felt. Really? I'm just a tiny girl - can I really hurt you like that? Wow.