In this sordid tale of ball-bruised dorkdom, Addie Juniper plays a beautiful, young cheerleader, ready to work on her routine. Psymon Jerusalem plays a hopeless dork, who has somehow convinced himself that he has what it takes to woo the beautiful Addie! Young Ms. Juniper comes up with a sneaky trick, where she'll try to "accidentally" hit Psymon in the balls as much as she possibly can. Psymon continues to annoy Addie and Addie continues to bash his balls! Eventually Addie ditches the subtext and openly smashes Psymon's testicles, squeezing them to bits!