I'm here to tell you that it's SUPER strange how easy it is to have you on the ground or at least just bitching about how I barely touched your sensitive balls. Seriously? Balls are so freakin' weird - they're like grapes, so easy to pop. See, I can smack myself pretty hard in the crotch and it kinda feels good! But you? Oh my god, you can't take ANYTHING! You have these vulnerable things hanging there all the time, it must SUCK! No sir, I am so glad I have a vagina.