I mean, it's really weird, right? I can sit down on this plank of wood, and...nothing. I can bounce up and down on it. Doesn't hurt! In fact, it feels kind of good :p You would be like this "oooohhh uggggh my balls! my balls hurt so bad!!!! oh my testicles ache!"

And that's really weird. I dunno, maybe it's just me...but...WHY do balls hurt so bad when you sit on them wrong, or get them whacked by accident (whoops!)? It just seems like...kind of poor design, you know? I am REALLY glad I'm not a guy. I don't have to constantly worry about getting my balls hit or squished.

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