You are a straight "basic white guy" he's volatile,, unpredictable and he likes you ALOT. You gonna be his white wifey.

Can you last 6 months of repeated hard pounding sex sessions from his prison BBC? His last bride went to the infirmary.

Dr. Naima gives you a gynaecological exam and says your hole should last at least a little while. Bite down on your wedding veil if you need to.