You find yourself in prison for a non- crime, but the crime big Black prisoners keep beating you up.

You sign up for the Prisoner Protection Program to be housed with other nonviolent prisoners and have a cushy time, but prison warden Naima fucked you over with her bogus "program".

You wind up very concerned with the prison commodities of gum, chips and cigarettes while you get punched in a different way by the manly BBC prisoners.

Even worse though, you are going to appear on a popular evening news show explaining your crime, your ways and your rehabilitation whi... Show more