Watching sports is the reason for the increase in impotence, porn addiction, and faggotry. Can't you see that staring at men with their sweaty balls knackering together in tight pants is GAY?! Can't you see how gay it is to stare at men playing with balls, bats and clubs is totally unnatural?! Don't get me started on NASCAR!!! Stop being queer and call for phone sex instead of looking at sweaty men playing with balls and long hard sticks. STOP WATCHING SPORTS!