You will always be alone there are billions of people in the world but no one for you. You are uniquely unloveable but porn loves you. Your only friend is porn it is the only thing you can rely on. Reject the world like the world has rejected you and embrace porn. Porn is the only one who loves you. Soothe your sorrow with porn.

*no mention of BBC or homoerotic activities. Depression and gooning inducing.