Isn’t it a pity that they don’t let you smoke inside the opera anymore? There were good times when I could light up my cigarette right when the opera started, comfortably sitting and watching it while inhaling all that delicious smoke from the holder. It was so elegant, so classy. It would make such a perfect date, blowing smoke in your face as you try to watch the show. Of course, you’d get distracted by this minidress I’m wearing. Oh it’s so short and so sparkly, I bet you couldn’t take your eyes off it as soon as you saw my curves, my legs barely covered, my hips.

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