Babe, don’t get me wrong, I am very pleased that you start to smoke in order to show your love to me. You are sacrificing your pink lungs for your girlfriend and that’s the greatest love gesture someone can do. But I think and I want you to increase the amount of cigarettes you smoke daily, I don’t think that what you are smoking lately is good enough to corrupt your lungs and turn them black. You should smoke as much as I smoke and that’s two packs a day, babe! You need to keep it up with me! And I will show you how... They say when two people are in love they share the same heart, so why ...

Babe, don’t get me wrong, I am very pleased that you start to smoke in order to show your love to me. You are sacrificing your pink lungs for your girlfriend and that’s the greatest love gesture someone can do. But I think and I want you to increase the amount of cigarettes you smoke daily, I don’t think that what you are smoking lately is good enough to corrupt your lungs and turn them black. You should smoke as much as I smoke and that’s two packs a day, babe! You need to keep it up with me! And I will show you how... They say when two people are in love they share the same heart, so why don’t we share the same black lung? X

PART I:

Your blonde smoker girlfriend wants you to become addicted to cigarettes! Darkside smoking encouragement