Nobody pees on my damn floor. NOBODY! And if you do, you better be ready for your eyes will never see the sun shine ever again. My s|ave is so fucking dumb, he pissed on my carpet during a nice toilet session! What the hell! I fulfilled your wildest fantasy and this is how he treats me?! He's lucky he's not napping outside in the cold. But he'll just have to stay in the basement, starve for a week, and make sure that he learns his lesson! haha!