Like, I made him sign a contract and everything. Sign his life away, haha. All the locks are real, and the "session" with my ex is real, and he's down in the ground locked up for real, while I get to act like a tease and a bitch. All day. As long as I want. I come and go, and he can do nothing. It's like you get to have revenge on someone and then the person you took revenge on wants you to take more revenge. Love love love this job.