My dump has been taken, my hair has been brushed... it's time to beautify! I work on the smaller details of my daily look-- concealer for my pimples, mascara for my eyes-- while I burp and burp and burp. I keep my belch streak going as the my morning coffee rattles out of my throat, and run my fingers over and over through my tangled mess of a mop-head. PART OF THE Belching in the Bathroom: Getting Dirty With a Morning Alone SERIES!

My dump has been taken, my hair has been brushed... it's time to beautify! I work on the smaller details of my daily look-- concealer for my pimples, mascara for my eyes-- while I burp and burp and burp. I keep my belch streak going as the my morning coffee rattles out of my throat, and run my fingers over and over through my tangled mess of a mop-head. PART OF THE Belching in the Bathroom: Getting Dirty With a Morning Alone SERIES!