It's time for a whole morning of big, rattling belches! I start off on the toilet, peeing and farting while I burp. Then I do my hair-- it's a long process, as my hair is a total tangled mop. But I belch the whole time, letting the huge buildup of gas out of my aching stomach. I finish by doing my makeup, adding the final pretty, delicate touches to my look as I let my gross side out in full with my massive belches.