Santa made a big mistake disappointing Me. This year I asked for some of his elves to serve Me, and guess what I got? COAL! I catch this little bitch after dropping off some presents and decide if I can’t have elves I’ll just make santa my bitch. 3 part series In this first episode I jingle santa’s balls by giving them some major punishment! While he is on his knees I repeatedly kick them listening to the jingle they make with every blow.