I'm just minding my own business in my closet when I notice you, a tiny little alien man looking up at me. I've never seen something like you, I think you're just so adorable, and I pick you up to get a better look at you. I wonder aloud what I should do with you and threaten to crush you a couple times. Oddly enough I'm feeling hungry and even though I know it's weird, I can't help but wanna find out what you taste like. I dangle you over my open mouth before changing my mind. But I'm so curious, I wanna feel you inside my mouth. I can't talk myself out of it and I decide, what the heck, ...

I'm just minding my own business in my closet when I notice you, a tiny little alien man looking up at me. I've never seen something like you, I think you're just so adorable, and I pick you up to get a better look at you. I wonder aloud what I should do with you and threaten to crush you a couple times. Oddly enough I'm feeling hungry and even though I know it's weird, I can't help but wanna find out what you taste like. I dangle you over my open mouth before changing my mind. But I'm so curious, I wanna feel you inside my mouth. I can't talk myself out of it and I decide, what the heck, I'm gonna go ahead and eat you. HD.