Hi Guys I was working as an Elf for Santa with my Friend Claire, It was Christmas Eve and we had just packed his sleigh ready for him to leave, But he couldnt find the Magic Key to get it started, But I had an Idea where it was as earlier that day I had sat on something cold and hard and as I wasnt wearing any knickers it had got stuck up my Arse. Santa and Claire had a good look and yes it was the key, but they found it very difficult to get out as it was well wedged in, but eventually Santa prized it out and after we milked him for some cream for our Mince Pies he went on his way.Auntie Tris... Show more