I was enjoying a nice Glass of Champagne relaxing in my Hot Tub at my Holiday Cottage in Yorkshire, when there was a knock at the Door and it was the Water Board Inspector Looking for Leaks, He stripped off and Jumped in the Tub with me but he couldn’t find any leaks, so I thought I would check his Credentials before things got out of hand but he said he had to go as they didn’t pay him any overtime.

Auntie Trisha xxx