Alright, I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. Groceries have gotten so expensive it's like I'm paying a luxury tax just to eat, you know? Twenty dollars for eggs! I'm over here calculating if I really need bread this week or if I can live off air. So, yeah, I decided I'm taking my frustration out in aisle 9.

Yeah, aisle 9. Right in front of all those overpriced items they think I'm gonna buy. It's called ‘protest,' y'all. I mean, look around—nobody can afford this! So if they're charging me a fortune, maybe they get a little surcharge from me too, you know what I mean? Watch this....

Alright, I know this sounds crazy, but hear me out. Groceries have gotten so expensive it's like I'm paying a luxury tax just to eat, you know? Twenty dollars for eggs! I'm over here calculating if I really need bread this week or if I can live off air. So, yeah, I decided I'm taking my frustration out in aisle 9.

Yeah, aisle 9. Right in front of all those overpriced items they think I'm gonna buy. It's called ‘protest,' y'all. I mean, look around—nobody can afford this! So if they're charging me a fortune, maybe they get a little surcharge from me too, you know what I mean? Watch this. It's not just a girl peeing in the grocery store—it's a movement. And yeah might as well add a little ‘bonus' squeak to my exit. Gotta leave my mark somehow, right?