It's Valentine's Day and I know you're feeling sad. After all, you're single...again. Year after year, and still no girlfriend. You keep telling me how much of a nice guy you are and how it's a shame women go for douchebags but won't date a man like you. I just want to make you feel better, but when you ask to see my tits and tell me how I should let you fuck me because we've been friends...well, I've had ENOUGH. I'm going to make sure no woman EVER has to deal with a pathetic incel loser like you again.