"1) Dress in a school girl outfit...sneakers, socks up to your knees, white panties, school-style skirt, t-shirt, (and maybe pig-tales if you want) 2) start off reading that line at the camera, with the trash can behind you..."Cricket?? Nobody understands cricket. Yout gotta know what a CRUMPET is to understand cricket." ***on CRUMPET, turn around, lift your skirt, and flash your butt at the camera** 3) 6 minutes of kicking and crying in the trash can 4) end it the way you ended the last one...you're humiliated cus you got thrown in the garbage"