"clip in which you are the who is seeking to find out why I am nervous in the company of beautiful ladies. You find out in the course of the clip that it is because I cannot take my eyes off their double-crossed legs or stop thinking about sucking their toes and worshipping their feet. You are interviewing me (no mention of my name of course) and during the whole course of the interview, you are double-crossing your legs (in the very specific ways I like) and/or dangling your heels but you have absolutely no idea, at least to begin with, that you are driving me crazy the whole time! It is only...

"clip in which you are the who is seeking to find out why I am nervous in the company of beautiful ladies. You find out in the course of the clip that it is because I cannot take my eyes off their double-crossed legs or stop thinking about sucking their toes and worshipping their feet. You are interviewing me (no mention of my name of course) and during the whole course of the interview, you are double-crossing your legs (in the very specific ways I like) and/or dangling your heels but you have absolutely no idea, at least to begin with, that you are driving me crazy the whole time! It is only towards the end that you think you have the diagnosis and you ask me if I would like to worship your legs and suck your toes. You suggest a one hour appointment for the next 10 weeks when you will double-cross your legs and allow me to worship your legs and suck your toes. You say "hopefully being able to worship my legs and suck on my toes on a regular basis will help you not to think about those things when you am with other ladies"