I'm going to teach you how to masturbate again because you're such a RETARD you don't know how to do it yourself. Also, please remember you're only allowed to masturbate WHEN I tell you and HOW I tell you. Go get your baby oil or lotion and lather it up so your hand is nice and slippery! I want you to slowly start stroking and follow my hand gestures and verbal commands for your masturbation instruction. I tend to get a little goofy but I know you love it. We'll count up from 1 to 10 and on 10 release. Do not fucken do it a second before!