Hey there little loser who doesn't know how to masturbate! Guess what I'm going to do today? I'm going to teach you how to masturbate and then at the end I'll let you come...maybe. Now take out your penis and start slowly massaging and stroking it. Follow my instructions and repeat after me. No cumming allowed until I say so. Now when I say cum you cum on command! 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...OH ruined orgasm! Haha how are them blue balls?