My step-dad is out of town so my step-mom is coming to stay with me. She arrives and I can tell she's wearing socks so I demand she removes her sneakers and puts on slides. We sit on the couch and I can't contain my curiosity and I dive for her socked feet... SHE DOES NOT LIKE THIS. She's grossed out and resists. I worship them passionately and when they get extremely wet, I dig into her bag and find another pair of socks. I put them on her and then worship this pair of socks until they get soaked through too... I do this with 5 pairs of socks!!!