You're my friend and you're letting me stay at your house for a little bit. I'm sorry... my feet are SO STINKY and the stench is filling up the room, isn't it? My feet are itchy from wearing the same sweaty socks every day working out daily. I know my co workers could smell them too... they would be awkward and leave the room when they'd catch a whiff of my stinky feet. You're laughing? You think it's funny? OHHHHH!!! YOU LIKE IT! COME HERE! I want you to smell my stinky damn socks! I want to scratch my itchy feet on your face! I'm going to use your nose as my scratching post. In the end I ... Show more