(5 Minutes) Well, hello there! I wasn’t expecting to see you around here anytime soon after our breakup. But I guess you haven’t had much luck in the dating pool. Hmmm? Maybe those other girls could just tell you’re a minute man. I don’t mind helping you out with a handjob, for fifty bucks. The easiest fifty I’ll ever make. But you’ll have to be quick, because I have a date tonight with my new boyfriend. Somehow, I don’t think being quick will be much of a problem. (pity handjob, humiliation, premature ejaculation)