I only wish these stinky farts that have really irritated my big fat gassy ass could land all over you from head to toe and you could smell my farts all over you as your new cologne my fragrance is def prestige and you'll be getting so many compliments and where do you get that beautiful perfume from your coworkers, work staff, at the board meeting and even from your wife and fam .JUST SAY IT'S RARE AND PRICELESS LET THEM SMELL YOU BC THEY'LL NOT BE GETTING MY FARTS IN A BOTTLE, THAT'S RESERVED FOR MY FART SLAVES