What are the odds that I finally get to give you all my ass to kiss? Here I come strolling in from lunch and all of you tiny fucks are standing in my chair waiting helplessly. All of the men in this office are upset because they could never have me and the women are jealous because of it. Why would I save you from being little people? Look how big I am compared to all of you! What I'm going to do is put you out of your misery with my big ebony ass! Any last words?