I usually brag about how well you perform in the office. You're usually my go to person to handle any difficult task around here but lately you've been slacking. I don't know what the issue is but your sales have gone down and I am tempted to throw you away. The only way that you can keep your job here is if you report UNDER my desk every morning. Yes that's right. You now belong to me. I have assigned a special task for you.

I usually brag about how well you perform in the office. You're usually my go to person to handle any difficult task around here but lately you've been slacking. I don't know what the issue is but your sales have gone down and I am tempted to throw you away. The only way that you can keep your job here is if you report UNDER my desk every morning. Yes that's right. You now belong to me. I have assigned a special task for you.