I've been here for years putting up with all of the bullshit and you all have the audacity to try and fire me. I bet you didn't know that I would grow so big and strong and give you the shock of your little lives. How easy it would be to turn your micro bodies into mush! After all of the drama I have put up with I should definitely put you out of your misery but I'm going to use you instead. I'll make a list of demands and you all need to get to work! NOW!!!

I've been here for years putting up with all of the bullshit and you all have the audacity to try and fire me. I bet you didn't know that I would grow so big and strong and give you the shock of your little lives. How easy it would be to turn your micro bodies into mush! After all of the drama I have put up with I should definitely put you out of your misery but I'm going to use you instead. I'll make a list of demands and you all need to get to work! NOW!!!