Thanks for coming over such short notice. I don’t feel comfortable letting just anyone see Me like this. As you know, it’s My birthday and I may have had a bit too much fun last night. My belly is HUGE! I have a dinner reservation with all My girlfriends in an hour, I can’t fit into any of My outfits and I don’t want them to see Me like this. The only solution I could think of is having you massage My belly to bring down the bloat. Maybe if you rub My stomach and make Me burp I’ll slim down in time for dinner. I’m overjoyed that you are willing to do this but why are you asking so many que...
Thanks for coming over such short notice. I don’t feel comfortable letting just anyone see Me like this. As you know, it’s My birthday and I may have had a bit too much fun last night. My belly is HUGE! I have a dinner reservation with all My girlfriends in an hour, I can’t fit into any of My outfits and I don’t want them to see Me like this. The only solution I could think of is having you massage My belly to bring down the bloat. Maybe if you rub My stomach and make Me burp I’ll slim down in time for dinner. I’m overjoyed that you are willing to do this but why are you asking so many questions? Why do you want to know how I got this big? Fine. I’ll tell you as long as you keep Me burping. I may have eaten someone whole last night. Don’t judge Me. All I wanted was to celebrate! I don’t do this type of thing often but when I do My body always digests people quickly. I don’t know why today is any different! That’s why you need to keep massaging. What? You’re enjoying this? That’s nice but I’m still massively bloated. What am I going to do? I’ll have to cancel My dinner plans since I can’t go out wobbling like this... You know, you’re right! I shouldn’t be ashamed. I don’t owe anyone an explanation! Besides, My closest friends won’t care if My belly is ballooned out. Since you love this so much, I might invite you over more often. I don’t mind having you help My belly break down a giant meal. In fact it’s kind of fun! Thanks for helping Me out this evening. I haven’t slimmed down a bit but I’m in a much better mood. I was freaking out at first but now I’m excited to confidently show off My bloated birthday belly!
