Our relationship has run its course. This isn’t a break up though. Think of it as a breakdown. I’m simply going to swallow you whole, digest you and absorb you. I do this to everyone I date! We’ve had months of romantic dates and kinky nights but I’m ready to move on to someone new. I didn’t expect you to take this news so badly. You thrash inside Me and cause My insides to slosh around. You know you don’t have much time left yet you’re spending these fleeting moments mad at Me. Why? I’ve only been the sweetest, most amazing girlfriend to you! What? You are really breaking up with Me in My...

Our relationship has run its course. This isn’t a break up though. Think of it as a breakdown. I’m simply going to swallow you whole, digest you and absorb you. I do this to everyone I date! We’ve had months of romantic dates and kinky nights but I’m ready to move on to someone new. I didn’t expect you to take this news so badly. You thrash inside Me and cause My insides to slosh around. You know you don’t have much time left yet you’re spending these fleeting moments mad at Me. Why? I’ve only been the sweetest, most amazing girlfriend to you! What? You are really breaking up with Me in My belly? I don’t know exactly how to feel about this besides the urge to belch. I thought digesting you would go smoothly but you fight and slam My stomach walls all night. I’m burping non stop. My belly is wobbling and aching. I’m out of breath as I lie back in different positions attempting to soothe My bulging gut. Nothing seems to calm you and I refuse to let you out. You were a wonderful partner but a terrible ex! All I can do is wait out your struggle and hope I’m through with you in time for My date this weekend.

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