I’m done with you. We just don’t get along anymore. But instead of breaking up, I’m going to dispose of you, permanently. I wait until you come home and sit you down to have “the talk”. My intentions quickly become clear to you, but you can’t run from Me. I am going to eat you and digest you. No longer will you be My problem and this way you will never be anyone’s problem ever again. You can beg all you want. Nothing will change My mind and your pathetic behavior only encourages Me to gulp you down faster so the painful digestive process can begin. You heard Me right. Painful . I’m going t...

I’m done with you. We just don’t get along anymore. But instead of breaking up, I’m going to dispose of you, permanently. I wait until you come home and sit you down to have “the talk”. My intentions quickly become clear to you, but you can’t run from Me. I am going to eat you and digest you. No longer will you be My problem and this way you will never be anyone’s problem ever again. You can beg all you want. Nothing will change My mind and your pathetic behavior only encourages Me to gulp you down faster so the painful digestive process can begin. You heard Me right. Painful . I’m going to do everything in My power to make sure this is the most excruciating, miserable experience for you. You know these are My tendencies. You know I have no problem eating people. You should’ve considered these things before you decided to be a bad boyfriend. Become coated in My stomach acids and accept your terrible fate. I’d say this punishment would be a lesson, but you won’t live to learn from it.

This isn't the first time I've disposed of an ex-lover...