Happy Earth Day! (4/22) Do something truly meaningful this year and feed yourself to Me! In an effort to curb overpopulation, I am devouring willing prey. Countless others have already selflessly given their lives to the cause. A line has formed leading to My bulging belly, other eager volunteers are waiting. As a predator, this is the natural way I can save the environment. By ridding the world of excess people I am doing the planet justice. The more I eat, the less strain there is on natural resources. In a way, what is best for the planet is also what’s best for Me! Now approach My wobbl... Show more