I'm lounging on the couch in my favorite pink bra and cute, tight pants that hug my curves. No wonder you still hang around even when I treat you badly. I'm just that hot. I text my friends and ignore you until I begin to feel hungry. I command you to go get me something to eat. My beautiful body needs fuel. Instead of obeying, as you usually do, you give me sass. You tell me I should go get my own food. How rude! I won't tolerate your bad attitude. If you don't want to go get me food, you can be my food. Now go get my something yummy to eat.

You leave, but come back to me empty ha... Show more